1. I potty trained her in a week. None of my kids were done that fast!
2. I can say mean things in a nice voice and she’ll wag her tail and grin at me.
“Ginger, who’s the stinkiest, stupidest, hairiest dog in the world? That’s right! You are! Your breath kills brain cells; your hair clogs vacuums; and you chase red dots from pen lighters. You’re a complete and utter DORK!”
…And she sits at my feet as I berate her and shines that golden grin on me. Continue reading