is for Donkey, Deals and Dollars
You’ve heard of Don Quixote. Well, today I am going to introduce you to my imaginary kickboxing friend, Donkey-Hotay. He’s an ASStounding friend that never ASSumes things about me. He brays at my corny jokes, kicks me when I’m down, and is an all-around ASStonishing guy. He’s a world class fighter, as seen by the following picture:
Donkey-Hotay can fight windmills with the best of the herd.
Donkey-Hotay can beat Donkey-Kong in a fight too. (I just know it…but I’m too lazy to draw another picture. Use your imagination.)
Donkey-Hotay can kickbox like you can’t believe. And since he’s imaginary, that’s pretty good, because most people can believe quite a bit in their minds. If you’re ever in dreamland and come across Donkey-Hotay, give him a wide berth. His legs are twitchy.
But best of all, Donkey-Hotay can save you Dollars. He’s good at finding Deals and other D words online. And he found a whopper of a Deal over at Gina Barlean’s blog. Today and tomorrow you can get her book, DEAD BLOW for free. FREE! I know free is letter F…but it’s still Free. So click on over to Amazon to get Donkey-Hotay’s DEAL of the DAY. And when you finish this awesome thriller, send Gina Barlean (the author) a hearty Hee-Haw by reviewing her book on Amazon and Goodreads (and if you’ve read mine, give me a Hee Haw too. We authors like reviews).
Sticking with the D theme, I hope you have a Doggone Delightful Day.