Using my Holiday bible—aka the internet (it’s so handy for useful information like that)—I found out that JUNE is CANDY MONTH! Yea!!!
To celebrate, I wrote a candy tribute. I’ll warn you that if you’re on a diet, you may not want to read this. June’s a stupid month to diet though–since it’s Candy Month! Start your diet in July instead (I promise not to talk about candy then). Hope you enjoy…and please don’t drool all over your computer.
because it brings so much
If I ever get in a
on a dark
…or have a
of a bad day…or have my throat close up because a
is nearby that I’m allergic to, I don’t need a
to save me. I just need candy.
Candy takes all my troubles away. It makes me feel like I’m an astronaut exploring the
or it helps me believe I’m good enough to kick the winning
in a World Cup Soccer game.
It makes me feel as if I’ve just received a
…or am a
out watching my
Things like that.
Who needs to vacation when you have candy? Candy makes me feel as if I’m in New
on my feet.
candy is the magic that brings a
into your life.
If you want a
to call you his
Then offer him candy and he’ll be your
for life–Guaranteed, unless you offer him a
with peanuts in it…and find out he’s deathly allergic to peanuts and he dies. Well, then the guarantee is off.
you and me, if you’re careful and
to ask about peanut allergies before you woo your
love—you’ll be fine.
at all the things candy brings:
I don’t care who you are, that’s a lot of good stuff.
If candy ever becomes extinct, then there will be a
and our world will cease to exist as well.
But don’t worry. Candy is the
that keeps on saving. We don’t need Superman. We just need candy.
So don’t be a
Be cool and
your way down to the candy store some time this month to pay tribute to the
that makes life sweet. CANDY!
To show your support for candy and all the happiness it brings, leave a comment below with YOUR favorite sweets. (Pretty please…with sugary sprinkles and M&Ms on top!)