It’s Hairstyle Appreciation Day. Can you believe they have a day for Hair? In honor of this day, I thought I would put on a HAIR PARADE! Exciting, I know.
Hair comes in all shapes, sizes, textures, and colors. It’s fun to play with (unless it has gum in it; I know! I got gum in my hair as a kid, and my mom ended up cutting the hair out that was all gummed up. I looked like this statue, with no hair by my ear. I think it scarred me for life.)
But enough about my horrific, gummed up hair days. Let’s get onto the parade! I know you’re chomping at the bit to see today’s floats.
LET THE PARADE BEGIN!!!
The first to greet us is Minnie Mouse Hairdo! Isn’t she sweet?
And then this one!
W-O-W-Z-E-R-S! That’s a LOT of hair.
Oh boy! Look at this next set of locks.
Classic Bowl Cut…with a part! Looking good!
Yikes! What happened here?
Looks like these Princess Leia wannabees got gum stuck on one side of their heads and had to have their other bun cut off. I know how they feel!
Ooooo! Rainbow hair! I like!
And Facial hair. I’m glad I don’t have any!
Whew! That’s all folks! Parade’s over! Clear the streets and go home. And make sure to appreciate your hair today! Give it an extra brushing or make a bow out of it. If you’re a guy with facial hair, go hog wild with your imagination and scare someone today! Because tomorrow, it’s back to normal (hating your hair…or taking it for granted again). Only one day a year do you HAVE to appreciate hairstyles (and that’s good, because that takes a lot of work). I’m tired. Talk to you later.